- Archie Andrews........Max Goof (A Goofy Movie)
- Veronica Lodge...........Roxanne (A Goofy Movie)
- Miss Grundy.........Ms. Dawson (Goof Troop
- Mr. Weatherbee.......Principal Mazur
Begin the fan story
Ms. Dawson: "And just what is going on around here? Max Goof, did you forget to bring your books again?"
Roxanne: "Oh no, Ms. Dawson, we study better as a team."
Max: "We're inseparable like Tweedledee and Tweedledum."
Ms. Dawson: "Max, from the grades you've been getting, you must be Tweedle Dumb!"
Ms. Dawson: "Now since this is a classroom and not a park bench, I strongly suggest you switch your seat!"
Max: "But, Ms. Dawson, we work better as a team!"
Max: "How do you expect me to concentrate on my work being away from Roxanne in the 1st place?"
Ms. Dawson: "I've got a feeling you're just concentrating on Roxanne right now...........so move it!"
Max: [Thinking] "Gosh, I didn't get to tell Roxanne where to meet me this afternoon!"
Max: "Psst........Psst........Roxanne, I've got something to tell you."
Ms. Dawson: "Now, students, who's gonna tell me where Custor made his final stand?"
Max: "At the playground in the park by the monkey bars!"
Ms. Dawson: "Max Goof, are you gonna pay attention? or will I need to send for Principal Mazur?"
Max: [Thinking] "Good grief, I just remembered, I can't meet her at the playground in the park."
Max: [Still Thinking] "I need to run an errand for my dad this afternoon, I'd better go tell her."
Max: [Thinking] "I'll write her 1 single note."
Ms. Dawson: "Now, can somebody tell me the kind of man Davy Crockett was?"
Ms. Dawson: "Max Goof, 1 more scene from you, and I'll march you to Principal Mazur's office!"
Max: [Thinking] "Goodness, what a joker I am, today's Tuesday, I don't need to run that errand 'til tomorrow afternoon!"
Max: [Still Thinking] "How am I gonna let her know I'll be at the playground in the park?"
Max: [Thinking] "Maybe I can just crawl over to her without Ms. Dawson seeing me."
Ms. Dawson: "And what did Julius Caesar say when he was stabbed?"
Max: "EEEYOW........my right pointer finger!"
Principal Mazur: "Why are they sitting together forever? are you short on books?"
Ms. Dawson: "No, it's the only way I can get school work finished!"